[Intro]
F Bbsus2
[Verse 1]
F Bbsus2
When you first told me about her, you said she was thirty
F Bbsus2
And I just can't help but think you knew it was dirty
Dm
And maybe you were just a little sad
C/E
But there's no excuse to lie to me like that
Bbsus2
When you first told me about her, you said she was thirty
[Chorus]
F Bbmaj9
But she's only twenty-eight, I'm not even half her age
C F/A
She probably just had her first high school reunion
Bbmaj9
You're probably the first one she's ever moved in with
F Bbmaj9
You think that I wanna hate, but you set me up this way
C F/A
So, for my health, I'll bе blocking your number
Bbmaj9
'Cause you couldn't wait 'til I got a bit older
[Verse 2]
F Bbmaj9
And somеtimes I kinda feel like I want to forgive
F Bbmaj9
But it never crossed your mind that maybe I'm still a kid
C/E F/A
And I'm so used to being the adult
Bbmaj9
Even when you say it's not your fault
C/E F/A
But I'm kinda getting sick and tired of crying
Bbmaj9
So, please, stop lying and lying, and lying
[Chorus]
F Bbmaj9
But she's only twenty-eight, I'm not even half her age
C F/A
She probably just had her first high school reunion
Bbmaj9
You're probably the first one she's ever moved in with
F Bbmaj9
You think that I wanna hate, but you set me up this way
C F/A
So, for my health, I'll bе blocking your number
Bbmaj9
'Cause you couldn't wait 'til I got a bit older
[Outro]
Bb C Dm
To tell me she was twenty-eight
C Bb C
To tell me she was twenty-eight
Dm C
What the **** is twenty-eight?
Bb C
You said she's mature, so that makes it okay
Dm C
And you said she likes sports, so that makes it okay
Bb C
And she's actually pretty, so that makes it okay
Dm
But there's nothing you can say
C N.c.
That makes twenty-eight okay to me
