[Intro]
D A G
D A G
[Verse 1]
D A G D A G
I am light as a feather and as stiff as a board
D A G D A G
I pay attention to things that most people ignore
D A G D A G
And I'm alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty
D A G
That's for sure
D A G D A G
And I am built like a mother and a total machine
D A G D A G
I feel for your every little issue, I know just what you mean
D A G
And I make light of the darkness
D A G
I've got sun in my motherfuckin' pocket
D A G D A G
Best believe, yeah, you know me
[Chorus]
D F#5 G D
I forgive and I forget
F#5 G D
I know my age and I act like it
F#5 G Esus4
Got what you can't resist
Bb
I'm a perfect all-American
[Verse 2]
D A G D A G
I am light as a feather, I'm as fresh as the air
D A G D A G
Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair
D A G E D# D A G
I got class and integrity just like a goddamn Kennedy, I swear
D A G
With love to spare
[Chorus]
D F#5 G D
Forgive and I forget
F#5 G D
I know my age and I act like it
F#5 G Esus4
Got what you can't resist
Bb D F#5
I'm a perfect all-American bitch
[Bridge]
G D F#5
With perfect all-American lips
G D F#5
And perfect all-American hips
G Esus4 Bb
I know my place, I know my place and this is it
D F#5 G D F#5 G
I don't get angry when I'm pissed, I'm the eternal optimist
D F#5 G Esus4 Bb
I scream inside to deal with it, like, "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"
D F#5 G D F#5 G D F#5 G Esus4 Bb
Like, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
[Outro]
D A G D A G
All the time, I'm grateful all the time
D A Bm G A D
I'm sexy and I'm kind, I'm pretty when I cry
D A G D A G
Oh, all the time, I'm grateful all the time (All the fucking time)
D A Bm G A D
I'm sexy and I'm kind, I'm pretty when I cry
