[Intro]
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Bmaj7 Gmaj7
[Verse 1]
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Dumb surfer is giving me his cash
Dmaj7 Em7b5
Won a bet for fifty and now I need a slash
Dmaj7 Em7b5
Man this band that's playing, is playing fucking trash
Bmaj7 Gmaj7
Skunk and onion gravy, as my brain's potato mash
Dmaj7 Em7b5
He came across the back of a bureaucratic stash
Dmaj7 Em7b5
Shot the lot for credit and never got it back
Dmaj7 Em7b5
He's mashed, I'm mashed, we're mashed
Bmaj7 Gmaj7
That cat got slashed in half like that
Dmaj7 Em7b5
As venus completes orbit, I'm feeling slightly mashed
Dmaj7 Em7b5
The stir fry didnât absorb it, I need another slash
Dmaj7 Em7b5
She spoke in English, it was low lit where we sat
Bmaj7 Gmaj7
Remembering her face but that's the end of that
Dmaj7 Em7b5
I'm a step from madness as I puke on pavement slabs
Dmaj7 Em7b5
Got a bit embarrassed, need to get back to the lab
Dmaj7 Em7b5
In the depths of traffic, I was feeling like we crashed
Bmaj7 Gmaj7
With a girl from Slovak in a European cab
Dmaj7 Em7b5
From a set of habits, I can see momentums mashed
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If we were commuting, this train would fucking crash
Dmaj7 Em7b5
Now my brain's diluting with blame and guilt and hash
Bmaj7 Gmaj7
Getting lashed, getting lashed by all of the gods
[Guitar Solo]
Dmaj7 Em7b5 x3
Bmaj7 Gmaj7
Dmaj7 Em7b5 x3
Bmaj7 Gmaj7
Dmaj7 Em7b5 x3
Bmaj7 Gmaj7
[Verse 2]
Dmaj7 Em7b5
As my brain's diluting, I suffer from whiplash
Dmaj7 Em7b5
This girl's now screaming, I think we've gone and crashed
Dmaj7 Em7b5
The driver's speaking and the car is still intact
Dmaj7 Em7b5
It was only minor, well that's the end of that
Bmaj7 Gmaj7
(no words)
E Dmaj7 Em7b5
Girl, that's the end of that as I know
Dmaj7 Em7b5
Girl, some things you don't know
Bmaj7 Gmaj7 Bmaj7 Gmaj7 E
(no words)
Dmaj7 Em7b5 Dmaj7 Em7b5 Bmaj7 Gmaj7
(no words)
[Outro]
Dmaj7 Em7b5 Dmaj7 Em7b5
Dumb surfer, don't suffer
Dmaj7 Em7b5 Bmaj7 Gmaj7
Dumb surfer, don't suffer
Dmaj7 Em7b5 Dmaj7 Em7b5
Dumb surfer, don't suffer
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Dumb surfer, don't suffer
N.c.
Ay, some things won't change for a while
N.c.
Keep me, keep me as the villain
N.c.
But my prayer, you don't own
