[Intro]
| Am | G | Am | G |
| Am | G | Am | G |
| C | C | D | D G |
[Verse 1]
Am Am
She twisted my arm and I bought the farm
Am Am
The law on her side, I wish I could hide
Am Am
I'm guilty as sin, but I know how to win
Am Am
I don't know how to die, I don't know how to cry
Am Am
I'm squirming in pain, it's twisting my brain
Am Am
I carry the ball, I carry it all
Am Am
And when I'm done, I'm still looking for fun
Am Am
My nose in the grind, I'm so sorry I signed
Am Am
This fortunate creature is my S&M teacher
Am Am
It's a modern day rip off, modern day rip off
[Chorus]
G D Am Am
Modern age rip off
G D Am G
Modern age rip off
Am G
Rip off
Am G
Rip off
Am G
Rip off
[Post-Chorus]
| C | C | D | D G |
[Verse 2]
Am Am
I got shit in my bucket, I wish I could say "Fuck it"
Am Am
Publicity target, each day I enlarge it
Am Am
A respectable person would not do so much cursing
Am Am
At least I'm still kicking, am I smart or chicken?
Am Am
I ran out of blow a long time ago
Am Am
I can't smoke a J or my guts fly away
Am Am
This fortunate creature is my S&M teachеr
Am Am
Modern age rip off, modern agе rip off
[Chorus]
G D Am G
Modern age rip off
Am G
Rip off
Am G
Rip off
Am G
Rip off
C D G
Modern age
[Guitar Solo]
| F# | F# | F# | F# |
| A | A | G | G |
| C | D |
[Chorus]
Am G
Rip off
Am G
Rip off
Am G
Rip off
Am G Am G
R-R-R-Rip off, r-r-r-r-r-r-rip off
Am G
R-R-Rip off, (Ah, tah, tah, tah, tah)
Am G Am G
Rip off (Ohh), rip off (Ahh)
[Outro]
| C | C | D | D |
| C | C | D | D G | A5 |
I'm dying here
