[Intro]
Am Dm Bb
[Verse 1]
Gsus4 G Am Fdim7
Put your heavy metal to the test
E Dm Bb
Might be half a love song in it all for you
Gsus4 G Am Fdim7
Timing wise it's probably for the best
E Dm
Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute
[Chorus]
G Dm
Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
G Dm
Wardrobe's lint-rolling your velveteen suit
G F
Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes
[Verse 2]
Am Dm Bb
Gsus4 G Am Fdim7
Gradually it's coming into view
E Dm Bb
It's like your little directorial debut
Gsus4 G Am Fdim7
As fine a time as any to deduce
E Dm
The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue
[Chorus]
G Dm
Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
G Dm
Wardrobe's lint-rolling your velveteen suit
G F
Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes
[Bridge]
E Gm
And if we guess who I'm pretending to be
F
Do we win a prize?
E Gm
Having attempted twice, both incorrectly
F E
Do we get a third try?
[Verse 3]
Dm Bb
Gsus4 G Am Fdim7
The gloved hand's reaching in to hit the switch
E Dm
There's not one god damn thing that you can do about this
[Chorus]
G Dm
Mr. Schwartz is having tea with the grips
G Dm
Asking after all the wives and the kids
G F
It's at the heart of what the business is
