[Intro]
D Dmaj7 D Dmaj7
ooh
[Verse 1]
D Dmaj7 D
Midlife crisis, pervert, a virus
Bm
Mum's scared, dad's upstage, oh, wow, you're so mature for your age!
D Dmaj7 D
Nymphets love you, lost your job, talk of the town, it's true
Bm
Hands down, this guy "She don't need school," "you're wise," "she will learn"
[Pre-Chorus]
G A Bm F#m
Oh, silly piggie, rolling in your own shit again
[Chorus]
D Dmaj7
Filthy in heaven, cradle me my favorite parent
Bm
Disgust, oh well, write me letters down in your jail cell
[Post-Chorus]
D D
Scumbag, bottom of the barrel
Bm D
(You are), scumbag, bottom of the barrel (Yes, you are)
[Verse 2]
D Dmaj7
Repulsed, just scraping for scraps
D Dmaj7
Son saying "when I grow up, I'll be like dad!"
Bm
Driveling in your prime, a pig in true form
Bm G
Your life's fucking cold, young girls keep you warm
[Pre-Chorus]
G A Bm F#m
Oh, silly piggie, rolling in your own shit again
[Chorus]
D Dmaj7
Filthy in heaven, cradle me my favorite parent
Bm
Disgust, oh well, write me letters down in your jail cell
[Post-Chorus]
D
Scumbag, bottom of the barrel (yeah)
Bm Bm
(you are), scumbag, bottom of the barrel (Yes, you are)
[Bridge]
Bm Bmmaj7 D D/G
And sadly, it's just a little bit too late
G F#
Your clothes are clean but you got a teenager for a date
[Chorus]
D Bm
Filthy in heaven, cradle me my favorite parent
Bm
Disgust, oh well, write me letters down in your jail cell
[Post-Chorus]
D
Scumbag, bottom of the barrel
Bm
(ahh) scumbag, bottom of the barrel
[Outro]
D Bm D
(Oh) I guess it's just too late
Bm
I guess it's just too late for you, my dear
