[Intro]
G Em C G D
[Verse 1]
G Em
Guess I'll end this life alone
C G D
I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me
G G/F# Em
All the douchebags in my phone
C
Play 'em like a slot machine
G D B7
If they're winnin', I'm just losin'
[Pre-Chorus]
Em
A boy who's jacked and kind
C Cm
Can't find his ass to save my life
[Chorus]
G Em
Oh, it's slim pickings
Am
If I can't have the one I love
Bm C
I guess it's you that I'll be kissing
G F
Just to get my fixings
C
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
D G
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
[Post-Chorus]
Em C
Ah-ah-ah-ah
G D
Ah-ah-ah-ah
[Verse 2]
G Em
Jesus, what's a girl to do?
C G D G
This boy doesn't even know the difference between "their," "there" and "they are"
Em
Yet he's naked in my room
C
Missing all the things he's missing
G D B7
God knows that he isn't living large
[Pre-Chorus]
Em
A boy who's nice, that breathes
C Cm
I swear he's nowhere to be seen
[Chorus]
G Em
It's slim pickings
Am
If I can't have the one I love
Bm C
I guess it's you that I'll be kissing
G F
Just to get my fixings
C
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
D G Em
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
C G D
Moanin' and bitchin'
[Outro]
G F
C Cm
Since the good ones call their exes wasted
C Cm
And since the Lord forgot my gay awakening
C
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
D G
Serving up some moanin' and bitchin'
