[Intro]
G9/F
Em Em F#add11/Bb Am6
[Verse 1]
Em
Your grandfather's guitar
F#add11/Bb Am6
Thinkin' about how funny I must look
Em
Tryin' to adjust to what's been there all along
F#add11/Bb Am6 Em
With the boat kiosk lady and her sleepy amigos
[Chorus 1]
A7 Bm6 C#m
--But it ain't a holiday until
A Em
You go to fetch somethin' from the car
[Verse 2]
Em
Travel size champagne cork pops
F#add11/Bb
And we're sweepin' for bugs
Am6 Em
In some dusty apartment,
Em
the what's-it-called café
F#add11/Bb Am6 Em
You can arrive at eleven and have lunch with the English
[Chorus 2]
A7 Bm6 C#m
--But it ain't a holiday until
A
They force you to make a wish
Am6
They say, "climb up this"
Bm E6 F#m
And "jump off that"
B G9/F
And you pretend to fall asleep on the way back
[Instrumental]
Em Em F#add11/Bb Am6 Em
Em A7
[Chorus 3]
A7 Bm6 C#m
No, it ain't a holiday until
A Em
You go up to fetch somethin' from the car
