[Intro]
G Am G Em Em
G Am G Em Em
[Verse 1]
G
Not one for authority
Am G
Follow you, no follow me
Em
Left foot forward bro be free
Em
There are no rules, just societies
G Am
Society says slowthai is a danger
G
Head top rearranger
Em
No love for authorities
Em
They took my bro and that's robbery
G Am
Did my thing no way could I cater
G Em
We can sort it out later
Em
Roll about for that flavour
G
Nasty boy, it's my nature
Am
Consequence bun a consequence
G Em
I'm a narcissist, see you later
Em
Defending my team like Shawcross
G
Can't talk about steez rocking boot cuts
Am
Shortcuts no confusion
G Em
I wouldn't do you if I was clueless
Em
Hop a fence for that bunda
G
What I do for the music
Am
No man can ever call me junior
G Em
Say that I'm moving stupid
Em
I don't hit town, drown my sorrows in Sambuca to act like Cupid
G Am
Rather stay at home be zooted
G Em
It just ain't computing
Em
That I ain't code in computer
G
Follow the leader 'till we get snookered
Am
Wear my Zoomers you're wearing Pumas
G Em
Lean to the side, twelve from verrucas
Em
I'm sat at home with my Gucci loafers
Cuppa Rosie Lee on my sofa
[Chorus]
G Am
Crumpets in my toaster
G Em
Bum parked on my sofa
Em
At one with nature
G
Pissing off my neighbours
Am
Crumpets in my toaster
G Em
Bum parked on my sofa
Em
At one with nature
G
Pissing off my neighbours
[Post-Chorus]
G
Knock, knock here
Knock, knock there
Am G
I think someone's there
Em
Turn it up I don't care
Em
Turn it up I don't care
G
Knock, knock here
Knock, knock there
Am G
I think someone's there
Em
Turn it up I don't care
Em
Turn it up I don't care
[Verse 2]
G
Authorities that I can't hear
Am G
You can't come in, no pigs in here
Em
Warrant outstanding more than a year
Em
Hand myself in and my solicitors there
G
Understanding the agenda
Am G
If you're law-abiding, cooperate, bless
Em
Pirates like me say
Em
You'll never catch me alive, or dead
G
HMP can't be a prisoner
Am G
Put the cuffs on me, put you in the finisher
Em
On custody even as a visitor
Em
It's not holiday, and it's not me dog
G
I want mahogany up in my yard
Am G
Doberman shitting on my grass
Em
Name stitched up in my garms
Em
I never listen to what I got told
[Chorus]
G Am
Crumpets in my toaster
G Em
Bum parked on my sofa
Em
At one with nature
G
Pissing off my neighbours
Am
Crumpets in my toaster
G Em
Bum parked on my sofa
Em
At one with nature
G
Pissing off my neighbours
G Am
Crumpets in my toaster
G Em
Bum parked on my sofa
Em
At one with nature
G
Pissing off my neighbours
Am
Crumpets in my toaster
G Em
Bum parked on my sofa
Em
At one with nature
G
Pissing off my neighbours
[Outro]
I said
G
Knock, knock here
Knock, knock there
Am G
I think the feds are there
Em
Fuck the feds I don't care
Em
Fuck the feds I don't care
G
Knock, knock here
Knock, knock there
Am G
I think the feds are there
Em
Fuck the feds I don't care
Em
Fuck the feds I don't care
