[Verse 1]
D A
Well, I'm not too superstitious, but I knock on wood a lot
Em7 G
Prayin' I wake up tomorrow, get the guts to tell you off
D A
But I know I'll never get there, you could scream you wish me dead
Em7 G
But I'll crawl back to you tomorrow; why the hell can't I get mad?
[Refrain]
D A
Someday, won't this be funny?
Em7
Well, I want it funny now
G
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
D A
Someday, won't this be long ago?
Em7
I wanna feel that now
[Chorus]
G* D
Sorry if I can't see how I'm screwed
A
But hey, what can you do?
Em7
I'm a touchy feely fool
Bm A D
I would give anything to not give a shit about you
A
Life is pretty cruel
Em7
For a touchy feely fool
Bm A D
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do
[Instrumental]
A | Em7 | Bm A D
[Verse 2]
D A
Well, I'm not too claustrophobic, but I lose my breath sometimes
Em7 G
Now I can't even talk to ya; now your lawyers talk to mine
D A
Could you teach me to be ruthless? Could I be unfeeling too?
Em7 G
Maybe someday when I'm older, I'll be better off like you
[Bridge]
D
I'm better off a stick; I'm better off a stone
A
I'm better off a jerk; I'm better off alone
Em7
I'm better not feeling stress or feeling bliss
G
I won't feel much; at least I won't be feelin' this
[Chorus]
D
I'm screwed
A
But hey, what can you do?
Em7
I'm a touchy feely fool
Bm A D
I would give anything to not give a shit about you
A
Life is pretty cruel
Em7
For a touchy feely fool
Bm A D A Em7
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do, I do, I do
Bm A
I would give anything to not give a shit
[Refrain]
D A
Someday, won't this be funny?
Em7
Well, I want it funny now
G
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
D A
Someday, won't this be long ago?
Em7
I wanna feel that now
[Outro]
G D
I'm sorry if I can't see how someday…
A Em7 G
Someday, someday
