Key : Am
[Intro]
Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E
(Discordant riffs)
[Verse 1]
Am Dm G C
You're a mean one, Mister Grinch
Am B7 E
You really are a heel
Am Dm
You're as cuddly as a cactus
G C
You're as charming as an eel
F F
Mister Gri - inch
B7 E E
You're a bad banana with a
Am B7
greasy black peel
Am D Am B7 E E
(Discordant riffs)
[Verse 2]
Am Dm G C
You're a monster, Mister Grinch
Am B7 E
Your heart's an empty hole
Am Dm
Your brain is full of spiders
G C
You've got garlic in your soul
F F
Mister Gri - inch
B7
I wouldn’t touch you with a...
E Am B7
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
[Verse 3]
Am Dm G C
You're a vile one, Mister Grinch
Am B7 E
You have termites in your smile
Am Dm
You have all the tender sweetness of
G C
A seasick crocodile
F F
Mister Gri - inch
B7
Given the choice between the two of you
Am B7
I'd take the seasick crocodile
Am Dm Am B7 E
(Discordant riffs)
[Verse 4]
Am Dm G C
You're a rotter, Mister Grinch
Am B7 E
You're the king of sinful sots
Am Dm
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
G C
With moldy purple spots
F F
Mister Gri - inch
B7
You're a three-decker
sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
Am B7
With arsenic sauce
Am Dm Am B7 E
(Discordant riffs)
[Verse 5]
Am Dm G C
You nauseate me, Mister Grinch
Am B7 E
With a nauseous super "naus"
Am Dm
You're a crooked jerky jockey
G C
and you drive a crooked hoss
F F
Mister Gri - inch
B7
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,
N.c.
overflowing with the most disgraceful
N.c.
assortment of rubbish imaginable
Am E
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots
Am Dm Am Dm E
(Discordant riffs)
[Verse 6]
Am Dm G C
You're a foul one, Mister Grinch
Am B7 E
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Am Dm
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
G C
Your soul is full of gunk
F F
Mister Gri - inch
B7
The three words that best describe you
N.c.
are as follows, and I quote:
E E Am E
Stink!... stank!... stunk!