The Greatest Own in Legal History - Stephen Malkmus Lyrics,The Greatest Own in Legal History Song English Lyrics

The Greatest Own in Legal History Lyrics

Stephen Malkmus
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I would like to represent you, be a verbal musician
Be the one who defends you
When the odds are stacked up high like rotten dominoes
I'll be there to vet the jury
Make sure there's a couple of softies on our side
They'll see their own kids in you
Their empathy will go a thousand miles wide

Your motive it's unclear
The witness is a nearsighted engineer
It's the greatest own in legal history

Our jailhouse discussions
Will be fraught with innuendo, mutual respect
Pretty soon you will be gushing
To the other boys behind the bars of my affect

Let me take the lead
There's nothing that you'll need, you'll see
It's the greatest own in legal history

Cases, many haunting me
When I try to sleep and I can tell you I don't sleep that much
Faces of hegemony
If you really want to bum out I got spreadsheets on that stuff

Juvie, it is jammed
There's someone here who gives a damn, it's me
The greatest own in legal history

The Greatest Own in Legal History - Stephen Malkmus Lyrics,The Greatest Own in Legal History Song English Lyrics