Though I can't promise you every hour of every day
I need to feed the kids and take them to the park to play
They say it's impossible to be everything for everyone
All I can say is that I'll have your back for your panic attacks
And though I'm a bad friend
Yes, I've been a really bad slack friend
Just know I'm well-meaning
And that I'll be there at the end
Oh yes, I'm a bad friend
But maybe bad friends are still friends
Just know you're a good friend
And that I'll be there at the end
Though it's a struggle when you can't take everyone away
On a caravan holiday to the western edge of Wales
Just know it was raining and the beer was warm and the chips were wet
And you were missed a lot and we took selfies in your name
And though I'm a bad friend
Yes, I'm a really bad slack friend
Just know I'm well-meaning
And that I'll be there at the end
Oh yes, I'm a bad friend
But maybe bad friends are still friends
And better than an enemy
And I will be there at the end
All those good times that we shared upon the road
All those struggles disappear
All those troubles in the world in relief
Given friendship, never shiver
You know I'm as reliable as asking a seal to deliver the post
Or a random Pokémon to remember the number of your phone
And though I'm a bad friend
Yes, I'm a really, really bad friend
Just know I'm well-meaning
And I'm still here at the end
