Friend Zone Lyrics

I'm your biggest fan, but I guess that's just not good enough
Is it 'cause I wear my hair weird or because I like to play Diablo?
Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking 'bout
'Cause I really don't wanna have to spell it out
The next time you call me
I'm gon' sit and stare at the screen
Waiting for the call to end

You stuck me in the friend zone
That's that bullshit
I'm gonna play Diablo either way
You can come or you could go

Because I'd rather play Mortal Kombat anyway, hey
I'm all about my Johnny Cage
If you're not bringing bottles, I suggest you start to walk away
Bitch, don't kill my vibe
I can tell you've kinda got uncomfortable
So let me break it down for you
Don't call me, don't text me, after 2 AM
Unless you plan on giving me some
Because I got enough friends

I would throw you in the garbage
'Cause you play too many games
I'm better off by myself
Loving you's bad for my health

No one wants to be in the friend zone
Friend zone
Friend zone