Martha Divine Lyrics

I've got this feelin'
And I got this shovel
Between me and you and it, you're in a little trouble
I saw you sneakin'
And I know what happened
I think it's kinda funny you got caught
Only I ain't laughin'

Martha Divine, Martha Divine
You put your hands on the wrong damn man this time
Jezebel, you're bound for Hell
But evidently, the Devil was busy so I moved you up in line
Martha Divine

Well, you call him 'Darling'
And I call him 'Daddy'
And Daddy says he'll whoop me if I don't keep Momma happy
"Honor thy father"
"Honor thy mother"
But the Bible doesn't say a damn thing about your daddy's lover

Martha Divine, Martha Divine
You put your hands on the wrong damn man this time
Jezebel, you're bound for Hell
But evidently, the Devil was busy so I moved you up in line
Martha Divine

Momma's an angel
My daddy isn't
Looks like a little more of him rubbed off on me than didn't
Well, I'll leave you to it
They'll never prove it
And if they ever find out, I'll say, "The Devil made me do it"

Martha Divine, Martha Divine
You put your hands on the wrong damn man this time
Martha Divine, your ass is mine
And it ain't murder if I bury you alive
Martha Divine